2009 + 1 = ??

stupid math question

even my s2pid brother also know wat is de answer lar

de answer will be

2010

yeah

HAPPY NEW YEAR

yeap

new year begin

everything must change

one thing must be changed

is myself

changes only can make improvement

i wan to make myself

stronger

smarter

taller

thinner

i wish to have myself a/an

girl fren

psp

CPGA of 3.00 above

more frens

and also $$

PERHAPS

dis year might be bitter year for me

caz i gonna start my degree dis year

degree course named as acturial science

sound easy but pretty hard course

(i guess)

dis course make me need to move on to Setapak

cant stay at home ler

mayb is a good thing

or maybe is a bad thing too

so guys wan to meet me for gathering or yam cha

is quite hard stuff jor

else if u all come setapak find me lu...

^.^

and a thing make me quite happy

is i found my primary school frens in facebook

all changed many ler

accept got few i still can regconize their face

so glad to meet they all back in FACEBOOK

hope can have a real gathering

alrd 6 years dint meet them

and lastly also

hope my secondary school fren

will continue in their journey

smoothly

most important thing is

DUN MISS ME

but also

DUN 4GET ME

LOL??

LOL?

mean by

"laugh out loud"

but

i always wondering

does LOL reli mean tat??

i dont think so

our happiness cannot fully represent by dis word

and LOL slowly

become a

"ying chou" words

wat mean??

it mean when u chat with ur fren

chat and chat and chat

den suddenly de fella make u speechless

den u get stun and dunno wat should reply

so,

you will reply as

LOL

smth u think LOL is too common

everyone also use

u also dulan edi

den u will add some alphabelt behind

such as z,x,s

Example

LOLz

LOLs

LOLx

it showed u are very special ppl

and very creative!!!

LOL

LOL

LOL

heard also sien liao lar

den it came out 1 more

called LMAO

standed for

Laugh My Ass Off

actual meaning is show tat de situation is reli reli reli funny

until u laugh and lost ur ass

but sometime i saw dis word

i dont reli get where is de funny things

SEE

ppl misuse dis word again

also wan to "ying chou" other ppl only

DEN

if i reli laughing after saw de msg

den how could i express it??

very easy

how u laugh?

den jz type ur laughing sound

for example

HAHA

HAHA is consider normal laughing

it also abit bringing de "ying chou" feeling sometimes

so if u wan check other ppl whether he or she is reli laughing o not

very easy

a laughing ppl will reli repeat de HA words for fews more times

which will more den standard

lik

HAHAHA

HAHAHAHA

the more HA used, the happier he or she is

to represent ur laugh is reli deep enuf

den u can add other affixes for HAHA

lik

WAHAHA

WUAHAHA

WAHAHA~~

if u are shy to reply

u can jz use HEHE

isit sound nicer compare to use de LOL??

HEHE

LOL

which wan do u prefer??

or LMAO??

=.=

and 1 more tips here

if de fella reli very happy

he or she type de HAHAHA

also will type wrong wan

lik

HAAH

HHAAHHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

IF

de haha word is represent by emotion

it also dint show tat de fella is reli laughing

caz de fella brain still can find de emotion

but not only focus on LAUGHING

many ppl laughing emotion will put lik tat

haha1,haha2

lol1,lol2

SO

now u noe how to differentiate de true laugh and false laugh

of caz it dint show 100% correctness in this case

but at least urself

reduce the usage of LOL

and also LMAO

caz u r laughing in HAHA tone

but not LOL tone

LMAO use ass think also noe is not de tone lar

so guys,

don't use LOL anymore

Be more Flexible!!

Best but worst weapon~!!

Today..

gonnaa introduce u all

dis world's best weapon ever

but it also might become de worst weapon for u

dis is EMO

why said so?

becaz when u emo

u cannot think in de positive way

always go to de wrong site

but u think urs is correct

so here

it become de worst weapon

it might changing ur thinking

and u cant think in a proper way

den y it consider a best weapon?

in a competition

if ur opponent EMO-ing there

u sure have a higher chance to win he or she

becaz he or she is cannot focus on their competition

so next time wan to win a competition

jz make ur opponent EMO can liao~!!

Actually..

wat i told here is nonsense

u might say

"Simon, u r bullshiting!!"

yes!!!

i can tell u

I AM

den wat i write dis for??

yea

i jz wanna inform my frens

don't become EMO so easily

caz it cant get any benefit at all

any problems also have their solution(s)

try to select de best one to solve ur problem

don't misunderstood

EMO is not a solution

CHEER UP

MY FRIEND

^.^

bomb~!!!

let's go back to saturday (24/10)

came back from work

at 7.00pm

house jz left sister alone

where my parents and bro?

go for shopping edi

my sis said to me

tat got bomb over de flat nearby

o.o

den i tot alrd solve de bomb edi

and confusing wat happen actually?

den jz go for bath

after bath

i lye on de bed

gonna fall asleep de moment

i heard a very big boom sound

and i feel tat a force is shaking my house

scared me lorrr

suddenly got bomb explosion

even it also scared my sis

was watching tv downstairs there

den 55 watch de 8tv news

see wat reli happen actually..

ooo

yuan lai

some construction worker found tat got a bomb inside de deep ground

and those "sian jia" said dis bomb is from de war world 2 de

walao

so long time jor

so old de bomb!!

den those PRO gonna make it explode

to make sure de human's safety

nid mou?? y dont keep it and do some research on it ler?

and actually in de afternoon

those PRO alrd wanna make de bomb explode jor de

jz de "power" not strong enuf to make it "boom"

den nid time to increase de "power"

den so ngam i lye on bed

den de bomb "boom"

they 1st put dis bomb inside de ground deep 10m

den PRO said de explosion radius is 1km

walao

no wonder i can feel de force lar

see

1 bomb alrd make me so scare

how about in de war world 2 tat time

there are hundred of bomb there

even is much more powerful!!!

imagine how cruel

and scary a war is

so

u wan to choose a war

or a peace??

surrogates at 16/10 night!!!

*alrd became past tense*

tonight

me, wai leong, ting, fung, weng lam and xuan yung

go watch surrogates in IOI

(tmd, IOI again? not sien de meh?)

no choice lor

caz we scare sunway will be many ppl

me and ting decided go play bowling

so we went there earlier abit

how about other ppl

1st weng lam, he sure dont wan play wan, so i dint ask him

2nd xuan yung, he folo weng lam wan

3rd wai leong, he straight refuse my invitation once i asked him

4rd wei fung, being forced to play

i drive my car

fetch along ting, fung and leong

reached there den go for new wing check whether got new cinema o not

but unfortunately, don have

and we saw 徐佳莹 in SENSE CAFE

u know who is she o not?

actually i also dunno

ting told me only realise

den zha zha lam go buy ticket at old wing

actually weng lam got booked ticket jor ge

but i dunno y he wan me go there buy

let him gg lor

those w/o reserved de being brought by other ppl

den only call him give me de reservation number

at de moment i think de fella is playing DRAGONICA

(M i rite weng lam??)

took ticket ler we only go play bowling

den de fella gave us field number one

MCB

we played few round

only realize de field is w/o longkang wan

oh GG

no wonder ting can make a u-turn when throw out de ball

den i go search de fella there

help me to solve de s2pid problem

reli s2pid lor

caz she jz use her s2pid leg den solve the longkang problem jor

gg.com.my

play,play,play

den weng lam only reached

OMG!!!

weng lam's hair so yong shui (XD)

almost can't regconize de fella

(so bad dint take photo with him)

den we cont play

until de show's time only finish

who is de winner?

of caz is me lar

(so paiseh!!)

so

we late for de movie

after buying those popcorn and drinks

movie also on show jor

how about de movie?

go watch la urself!!

so after movie den back

when on de way

funny thing had happen!!!

de passenger on de motorcycle in front of us

dropped his helmet on de road

hahaha

got ppl so noob de meh?

den i 55 horn de fella and warn them

they only make a u-turn to take it back

wat a fool!!!

so bad i dint take de video!!

The end~!~!~!

MUET plus 2 hours trip~!!

Today

06/10/09

utar got MUET test

dis is de 1st time utar got muet

i tik so

and today is de speaking test

beside of speaking test

also got

reading

writing

listening

about de format of speaking test

i dont wan tell ler

lazy!!!

and moodless

caz i get a bad performance today

=.=

fine

alrd passed by

den we go wai leong house for a 2 hour trip

y mou dun dun go his house?

dai lou lor

wan boro dvd from de fella

den we "forced" go inside and have a sit

jk only

den dai lou go see around his room

notice there got a box of toy there

and he open it

found tat a power ranger robot

original wan

inside there

picture is taken as below::

very yeng zai rite?

dis is de 1st generation power ranger de robot

call gogo power ranger's robot

no lar, actually i also dunno its name

dont see dis robot noob noob dei lik tat

it combine from 5 different robot de ler

so bad wai leong lost its sword

if not sure more yeng zai wan

i tik he sure dam sam hao now ^^

AS conclusion

for ppl who will take muet in de coming time

gambatee

n

good luck!!

黑白之道

人生

就如黑白棋

只有

黑与白

是与非

人

会因为受到别人的影响

而改变自己棋子的颜色

黑变白

白变黑

经过不少的风风雨雨

只要到了顶点

就能拥有固定的颜色

(注: 黑白棋的四个角落, 就是所为的顶点,一但有棋子在这,永不变色.)

在这社会

白都是代表好人

黑都是代表坏人

但是

今时不同往日

"白"并非是褒

"黑"并非是贬

"白"有时比"黑"还来的狠

"黑"有时比"白"还来的善

所以交朋友时要小心

因为他/她

就是改变你的棋子

黑与白

就如

是与非

黑白难分好与坏

是非更难分对与错

是非来自人潮

就因人人都有不同的想法

才会产生是非

因为某些人认为它是对

而有些却认为它是错的

绞辩才会发生

而是非也如此诞生

如果黑白棋全部颜色一至

人的想法全部相同

那黑白棋就不会存在

是非也不会诞生

世界天下和平

那该多好啊!!

朋友

只要你尊重别人的看,想,做法

别人也会如此般的对待你

这样能拉近人与人之间的关系

也能强化情侣之间的感情

希望人们能够接受到我的讯息

改变人生

^.^

作者: 李

日期: 03/10/09

SORORITY RAW and my mom's birthday~!!

today

2/10/09

i "heart blood come grass"

go watch movie with my gay frend

he is call Tong Wai Leong

and the movie he choose

was SORORITY RAW

18PL

2 gay ppls of caz watch leng lui movie de lar

if not becaz de 6 leng luis there

i tik we wont choose tat movie

let me talk about de story line

*abit*

1st got 7 girls

they make out a fake death of a girl to scare a guy

den de guy go kill de girl

and they all drop de girl into deep hole

den they tik tat all for them

as they keep de secret

den de girls being killed

who is de killer

and wat actually i talking about

go watch dis movie ba~!!

den i brought a present for my mom

her birthday is actually today

since alrd 12.00am here

and i say happy birthday to my mom here

and also my frend chiew foong

and below is de picture tat i took with de present

and being edited *shy*

see

handsome rite?

below is de original wan

ladies and gentleman..

wat is ur comment about photo editor?

3 week holidays~!!

wat do u mean by boring?

boring is equal to holiday

holiday should be happy wat?

if nth to do or no ppl date

of caz boring lar...

let me tell u all my boring holiday

*30/9/2009*

10.00am

woke up from bed

clean my face

brush my teeth

11.00am

had my breakfas

plus watching hong kong drama

lucky i still rmb de drama's name

is

D.I.E Again

comment to dis drama?

ok lor

funny lor

weird lor

1.50pm

stop watch movie

by my bro special driver

fetch him back from school

after back play psp

3.00pm

had my lunch

for cookie and coffee

den go open my laptop

on MSN

play facebook

kacau ppl in MSN

6.00pm

off my laptop

go for dinner

actually i got one show to watch in tv de

tat was Golden Path

but now changed to baby sitter

MCB

tat show alrd shown last time liao de

still wan show again

reli no other drama jor meh?

=.="

7.00pm

eat fruit

watching de hong kong drama on TV8

name?

Devil's Discipline

dont think it is a english drama

although its name lik very yeng lik tat

actually

dis drama de graphic LAN DAO

smth also reli wan show up my oOo

but i m a gentleman ^^y

won't do dis in front my family wan

how about when they are not beside?

oOo=.=oOo

but

its story consider ok lar

got leng lui see ma

so mai watch dis drama lor

8.00pm

TV news

realise tat today got earthquake in Puchong here wor

but de source is not here lar

is from other country(paiseh, 4get where edi..)

8.30pm

on my laptop AGAIN

on MSN

play facebook

kacau ppl

SIEN!!

10.00pm

watch TV again

dis time is malaysian drama

called

house at half mountain ba

*translate in chinese one word by one*

comment for dis drama?

it waS wonderfUl drama i ever C before in Kl

*p/s: focus on capital letter*

11.00pm

on laptop again

3rd time liao

and feel boring

so i wrote dis blog

and tell u all about my holiday at home

T.T

As conclusion,

if anyone wan date me

i will be very happy

becaz U

rescue from boring-ness

XD

picture finally uploaded!!

finally~~!!!

wei ming uploaded our pic in facebook

so i za za lam update my blog as well

here is de pictures

whole world included... can't u see chiew foong in the mirror??

pity chiew foong camera man~!! =3

wondering whose hand is tat...katkat cau cau!!

ss-ing

shock sendiri

sunday night~!!!

Sunday, 20/9/2009

is hari Raya

but as well

i also got work

since monday is also holiday

so Chiew foong call us few of secondary school frens

go eat ice at Mill Wheel

at 9.00pm

Actually i also dunno wat is it and where is it

luckily i got fetch 2 "skinny" girls go too

they are AI AI and TING

1st chiew foong told me de shop is located at opposite IOI de maybank there

but actually de shop is damn far away from Maybank there

reli thanks my 2 skinny passenger lead me to de right place

and thanks for MR CF giving me a wrong detail

Dunno i drive fast or de road less of car

me and 2 skinny passenger reached there b4 9.00

of caz CF they all won't so early wan lar

if reli, he should change his sir name

so we 3 mai order de ice 1st lu

about 10mins

we only decide our order

and de ice has been shown below

*seem lik writing report lik tat*

DEN about 20 mins

CF they all only reach there

they all mean who?

1st is de driver WEI MING

2 other girl YKI & WAI YAN

de ANDY lau but TAN

and PIAK HONG

lastly is de planner CCF

they very geng lor

no nid 5 mins alrd complete their order

they said they always come here for ice-ing

specially is de WAI YAN HO

jz came here ytd =.="

den we all jz chat n laugh

de most noisy table will be our table

CCF laugh very loud

jz 3 words can represent his laughing

LOL = laugh out loud

den WEI MING keep on took picture on us

wondering y he lik to do so =.="

but unfortunately

he din't give or upload any photo yet

so i can't show here

after finish eat ice

2 skinny wan watch movie

den i mai go lor

and they checked G-force had a show at 11.40pm

at ioi there

since nearby

den mai go watch lor

but go for de movie

jz only me, 2 skinny and CCF only

others din't go for tat

reason? how i know wor..

after buy ticket

we jz wait until 11.30pm at MCD

den walk here walk there lor

after tat i brought a nescafe

1st i scare i will sleep inside

2nd nescafe can reduce de bad smell in cinema

1 stone 2 birds, good~~

den talk about de movie 1st

dis G-force is about wat "Ginny PIG"

LOL... me and CCF tot Ginny PIG is a pig tim

and argue with AIAI for few mins

actually Ginny PIG is a type of hamster

de size quite big only lor

den those G-force very clever lor

go steal infomation

wat special agent lar~~ bla~~ bla~~ bla

den i dunno wat de hell they like 2 slot in BOOM BOOM POW

and also I GOTTA FEELING

it was totally not ngam with the movie lor

dunno izit black eye peas give de director money

to request them use their songs tim~~

=.="

so until about 1.00am

i fetch they all back home ler

i tot myself alrd very late edi

den go back lock all de doors

only realize my sis and bro not at home

wat de hell

where had they been?

yuan lai they went for movie also

haiyoyo~!!!

wan me go unlock all de doors again...

SIEN DIAO~!!!!

den i jz go sleep ler..

tat was my SUNDAY NIGHT

i reli long time din't feel tat happy edi

thanks my guys and girls~!!

^_^y

IC making episode 2 *success*

becaz ytd fail to renew my IC... so i go again today...

also same lik ytd... i take a nice bath... den wear my handsome shirt again... make my hair until nice nice... but dis time i very "xing muk"... got take picture and try to show off to u all *shy*~~

after take picture den za za lam go carefour there again... when go inside JPN... de malay fella ask me for de water bill... so i mai give him de original wan lor... who noe... de fella wan a photocopy wan... walao-e... g do mafan wan... den say if he photostat for me nid charge 40sen...

APA LA LU... 40 sens u also wan charge me... either u charge me 50 sens lar or dont charge... beh tahan now punya officer...

den after fill up all those form... mai go take picture lor... and charge me RM10 for de process... give him lor... ppl also got work ma~~

becaz of no ppl there... whole process only take me 10 mins time, compare to last time *standard 6*, it took me about 2 hours ler... duno i should feel great or not...

As conclusion, to all dear fren and visitor... wan fast service... pls go carefour's JPN~!!!

IC making~~ *fail*

Today is wednesday... since i got 12 days holidays of caz got nth to do lar... den mai suddenly think of go renew my IC.... caz who also know lar... 18 years old muz renew ur IC de ma... if not how other ppl and our resident good frend identify ur face in the 12 years old picture ler??

Heard from my mum's fren tat got a JAMBATAN PENDAFTARAN NEGARA(JPN) at the sri petaling carefour there... and the making proses very fast *of caz lar... no ppl go wat*... den around 1.30.. i have a bath and make my hair handsome handsome... AND.. also wear my YAM SAM and have a freaking nice entiree.... (Take picture ma.. wear leng zai abit lor)

so i drive there and park my car in de parking place la... WAH... so dump de shopping mall also got so many ppl de wor... i was so shock caz i cant find parking slot.... so i drive my car turn and turn and turn... lucky got 1 fella come out den i mai 55 slot in lor... i still tik how i am so lucky today...

so i go search for de JPN and go indise there and take a number... de number i still rmb tim... is 1048... and de sign board already shown 1047.... den of caz i feel very happy lar... next ppl will be me wor...

after it call me go to de particular counter... so he ask me nid change address o not... of caz nid lar... caz i had shift from kepong to puchong ma... but de fella say muz bring along electric bill or watever bill tat shown tat de address... WTF... y my dad and my sister dint tell me to bring so... since they had renew their IC b4....

WALAO-E.... so how?? no choice lor... de fella ask me go again next time... MCB... he reli tik tat i like to come back lik tat... i today come here also feel very dulan still wan me come back somemore... den i jz very dulan den jz go back home ler...

TO MY ALL 18 YEARS OLD BUDDY, IF U WAN RENEW UR IC... PLS BRING ALONG UR STUPID ELETRIC BILL!!!!!

*super dancer online*

Recently, i addicted to 1 online game which is called super dancer online... jz like the songs inside de game... it is de game lik o2jam.. but xdo got 4 button nia while o2jam got 7... so... dis game is quite easy for me...^^

And something had suprise me is my sister also addicted to game as well... oh my godness... a super computer noob *my sister* also play computer game.... and online game somemore... but dis is not her fault lar... she like music very much... mayb she also same wit me enjoy those songs nia...

Ppl always say, got competement, only got improvement... yea... it's true... i always fight with my sister in dis game... but dunno y i always win her de... haiz... so sien...

Since i write dis post lor... den i show off my perfect victoria to u all lar...

In dis lvl-7 song, i get non of miss or bad or cool... get totally perfect~!!! *proud*

Dis game is fun... hope u all can join dis game... but don't too addicted on it... ^_^

理

有哪两个字， 只要倒转一下， 就有相反的意义吗？ 答案就是“人” 和 “家”。

“家人” 可以说是自己人。 可是“人家”很明显的就是说别人，非自己人也。

所以很多事情不能只单方面去看，并要看清楚事情的背后。

如果有人要跟你交朋友，也要知道他或她是否真心的，还是另有目地的。

朋友多的是，真诚却没两个。量词并非重要，诚字才是唯一！

朋友，你明白吗？

Final Destination 4~~

Today very free... so i went to watch Final Destination 4 with my fren... name?? no need know better... 1 word to express dis movie... "WAI"... but it quite nice lar... de ppl die in very special accident... although not so logic enuf *ppl who study physic is lik tat de lar*... But the movie had mention 1 thing tat i reli care... if de destiny state a dead date for u... u r reli cant escape it... everyone has a dead date i believe... even me also same... so b4 i dead... i should do de things i like to do and won't feel regret... AND... i had started my blog and write about my Life B4 DeAd...

12 holidays~

i had did my 3 final exam subjects within 2 days... 1st is MATH... 2nd is Public Speaking... 3rd is chemistry.... i tik i should able to score A in my math test(think only)... Public speaking sure pass wan... *Pass??*... Chemistry?? (no comment)... dunno how de stupid U*AR arrange de time table wan... 2 days 3 subject.. den got 12 days holiday while wait for de next 3 exams... WTF!!! wat the hell i should do at home... so... since i m free... i had created my blog... do do zhi gao~~!!

1st post

Phew~~ 1st time write blog tim... dunno wat to write... jz say hi to all ba~!!!