Pasar trip

Tat day

but 4get which day

i went pasar with my mum

i had a long period of time din't get myself to tat place

and dis pasar trip

make me

"big open eye see"

So

i saw 2 stall

nearby to each other

one stall selling vege

other selling corns

vege seller is chinese

corns seller is malay

they both have a similiar thing

tat they both also selling corns

Chinese selling a corn for RM2

Malay selling a corn for RM1

dun think it jz differ by RM1 only

so jz only small thing

if count by percentage

they both (corns) differ by 100%

mean double

and

de malay still making offers to an old lady

she brought 5 corns there by only RM3

very faz

my brain think about few questions

first

is tat de s2pid corn so damn low cost?

second

is tat de malay losing money?

third

is tat chinese have a big stomach?

forth

de corns have any differences, better quality, nicer??

my mom clever lor

buy de RM1 corn

luckily dint buy from de vege stall

^.^

and i only know wat is mean by...

天杀价

so continue on my pasar trip

mom go buy for some chicken

and mom quite fren with de chicken seller

(of caz lar, always buy from him de wor)

my mom asked him to sell some chicken legs for her

de seller refuse to sell her

but give her for free

GG

let him zha dao

few mins later

an aunty come for de stall

guess wat

de aunty buy 3 chicken wings only

reli let her zha dao

3 chicken wings do wat o?

herself eat also not enuf lar

want do some dishes also waste de gases lor

de aunty still ask for free chicken butts

so punya aunty y face so thick wan

buy 3 chicken wings

still ask for free gift

and butts somemore

GG.com.my

de seller very clever

keep on say his staff wan de butts for dinner

haha

who also know is impossible things lar

den aunty keep on continue her words

"give me fews can liao lar, u should give this kind of things to ur cus de ma.."

sei lo

u buy 3 wings

ask for 10 butts

still can earn money ar

y dun u come 3 times

1 time buy one wing

den can get 30 butts lor

LOL

now punya modern aunty

dunno izit make up too thick liao

face also become so thick jor

girls

dun become lik tat next time when become aunty oo

^.^

so tat all for my pasar trip

make me

"durian 4get rice"

liew lian wang fan

First movie in 2010

yeah

title clearly show tat

i jz watched my first movie in 2010

tat was

the

TREASURE HUNTER

Actors??

JAY CHOU

&

林志玲

dis story quite boring lar

wat treasure

wat hunter

hunt 0 treasure

die so many ppl

and fews part also very fake

BUT

i also give dis movie a nice rating

caz got leng lui wor

林志玲

so cute eh

and so sweet

gonna fall in love on her

haha

and also my idol

JAY CHOU

so "yeng" in dis movie

although very fake

but now all de ppl only consider "yeng"

still care of fake o not meh

let go back de incident b4 start watching de movie

actually is i invited mr W

and watch dis movie

i alrd buy de ticket in de afternoon

de show started at 9.30pm

we brought our popcorns and drinks

at 9.15pm

(very sensitive to time)

den when we go in there

i tot we enter wrong cinema hall tim

caz inside there black black

and only got 1 couple inside

and alrd showing de trailers

after sit down

Mr W started our popcorns

(actually we are sharing de popcorns, saving ma)

wat a sudden

Mr W falled down de popcorns

den almost half of de popcorns falled on de floors

tat time still blacky

and de show going to on

and Mr W tot very funny

den use his hp light to see how de "falled" popcorns look like

so actually how did it look like?

Figure below show tat:

i watched so many movies

dis is de 1st time

i so fast "finished" my popcorns

feel very GG

caz de show jz started only 10mins

no more popcorns

jz got drinks only

T.T

nvm lar

got leng lui see inside de movie

i alrd feel very happy ler

^.^

2009 + 1 = ??

stupid math question

even my s2pid brother also know wat is de answer lar

de answer will be

2010

yeah

HAPPY NEW YEAR

yeap

new year begin

everything must change

one thing must be changed

is myself

changes only can make improvement

i wan to make myself

stronger

smarter

taller

thinner

i wish to have myself a/an

girl fren

psp

CPGA of 3.00 above

more frens

and also $$

PERHAPS

dis year might be bitter year for me

caz i gonna start my degree dis year

degree course named as acturial science

sound easy but pretty hard course

(i guess)

dis course make me need to move on to Setapak

cant stay at home ler

mayb is a good thing

or maybe is a bad thing too

so guys wan to meet me for gathering or yam cha

is quite hard stuff jor

else if u all come setapak find me lu...

^.^

and a thing make me quite happy

is i found my primary school frens in facebook

all changed many ler

accept got few i still can regconize their face

so glad to meet they all back in FACEBOOK

hope can have a real gathering

alrd 6 years dint meet them

and lastly also

hope my secondary school fren

will continue in their journey

smoothly

most important thing is

DUN MISS ME

but also

DUN 4GET ME

LOL??

LOL?

mean by

"laugh out loud"

but

i always wondering

does LOL reli mean tat??

i dont think so

our happiness cannot fully represent by dis word

and LOL slowly

become a

"ying chou" words

wat mean??

it mean when u chat with ur fren

chat and chat and chat

den suddenly de fella make u speechless

den u get stun and dunno wat should reply

so,

you will reply as

LOL

smth u think LOL is too common

everyone also use

u also dulan edi

den u will add some alphabelt behind

such as z,x,s

Example

LOLz

LOLs

LOLx

it showed u are very special ppl

and very creative!!!

LOL

LOL

LOL

heard also sien liao lar

den it came out 1 more

called LMAO

standed for

Laugh My Ass Off

actual meaning is show tat de situation is reli reli reli funny

until u laugh and lost ur ass

but sometime i saw dis word

i dont reli get where is de funny things

SEE

ppl misuse dis word again

also wan to "ying chou" other ppl only

DEN

if i reli laughing after saw de msg

den how could i express it??

very easy

how u laugh?

den jz type ur laughing sound

for example

HAHA

HAHA is consider normal laughing

it also abit bringing de "ying chou" feeling sometimes

so if u wan check other ppl whether he or she is reli laughing o not

very easy

a laughing ppl will reli repeat de HA words for fews more times

which will more den standard

lik

HAHAHA

HAHAHAHA

the more HA used, the happier he or she is

to represent ur laugh is reli deep enuf

den u can add other affixes for HAHA

lik

WAHAHA

WUAHAHA

WAHAHA~~

if u are shy to reply

u can jz use HEHE

isit sound nicer compare to use de LOL??

HEHE

LOL

which wan do u prefer??

or LMAO??

=.=

and 1 more tips here

if de fella reli very happy

he or she type de HAHAHA

also will type wrong wan

lik

HAAH

HHAAHHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

IF

de haha word is represent by emotion

it also dint show tat de fella is reli laughing

caz de fella brain still can find de emotion

but not only focus on LAUGHING

many ppl laughing emotion will put lik tat

haha1,haha2

lol1,lol2

SO

now u noe how to differentiate de true laugh and false laugh

of caz it dint show 100% correctness in this case

but at least urself

reduce the usage of LOL

and also LMAO

caz u r laughing in HAHA tone

but not LOL tone

LMAO use ass think also noe is not de tone lar

so guys,

don't use LOL anymore

Be more Flexible!!

Best but worst weapon~!!

Today..

gonnaa introduce u all

dis world's best weapon ever

but it also might become de worst weapon for u

dis is EMO

why said so?

becaz when u emo

u cannot think in de positive way

always go to de wrong site

but u think urs is correct

so here

it become de worst weapon

it might changing ur thinking

and u cant think in a proper way

den y it consider a best weapon?

in a competition

if ur opponent EMO-ing there

u sure have a higher chance to win he or she

becaz he or she is cannot focus on their competition

so next time wan to win a competition

jz make ur opponent EMO can liao~!!

Actually..

wat i told here is nonsense

u might say

"Simon, u r bullshiting!!"

yes!!!

i can tell u

I AM

den wat i write dis for??

yea

i jz wanna inform my frens

don't become EMO so easily

caz it cant get any benefit at all

any problems also have their solution(s)

try to select de best one to solve ur problem

don't misunderstood

EMO is not a solution

CHEER UP

MY FRIEND

^.^

bomb~!!!

let's go back to saturday (24/10)

came back from work

at 7.00pm

house jz left sister alone

where my parents and bro?

go for shopping edi

my sis said to me

tat got bomb over de flat nearby

o.o

den i tot alrd solve de bomb edi

and confusing wat happen actually?

den jz go for bath

after bath

i lye on de bed

gonna fall asleep de moment

i heard a very big boom sound

and i feel tat a force is shaking my house

scared me lorrr

suddenly got bomb explosion

even it also scared my sis

was watching tv downstairs there

den 55 watch de 8tv news

see wat reli happen actually..

ooo

yuan lai

some construction worker found tat got a bomb inside de deep ground

and those "sian jia" said dis bomb is from de war world 2 de

walao

so long time jor

so old de bomb!!

den those PRO gonna make it explode

to make sure de human's safety

nid mou?? y dont keep it and do some research on it ler?

and actually in de afternoon

those PRO alrd wanna make de bomb explode jor de

jz de "power" not strong enuf to make it "boom"

den nid time to increase de "power"

den so ngam i lye on bed

den de bomb "boom"

they 1st put dis bomb inside de ground deep 10m

den PRO said de explosion radius is 1km

walao

no wonder i can feel de force lar

see

1 bomb alrd make me so scare

how about in de war world 2 tat time

there are hundred of bomb there

even is much more powerful!!!

imagine how cruel

and scary a war is

so

u wan to choose a war

or a peace??

surrogates at 16/10 night!!!

*alrd became past tense*

tonight

me, wai leong, ting, fung, weng lam and xuan yung

go watch surrogates in IOI

(tmd, IOI again? not sien de meh?)

no choice lor

caz we scare sunway will be many ppl

me and ting decided go play bowling

so we went there earlier abit

how about other ppl

1st weng lam, he sure dont wan play wan, so i dint ask him

2nd xuan yung, he folo weng lam wan

3rd wai leong, he straight refuse my invitation once i asked him

4rd wei fung, being forced to play

i drive my car

fetch along ting, fung and leong

reached there den go for new wing check whether got new cinema o not

but unfortunately, don have

and we saw 徐佳莹 in SENSE CAFE

u know who is she o not?

actually i also dunno

ting told me only realise

den zha zha lam go buy ticket at old wing

actually weng lam got booked ticket jor ge

but i dunno y he wan me go there buy

let him gg lor

those w/o reserved de being brought by other ppl

den only call him give me de reservation number

at de moment i think de fella is playing DRAGONICA

(M i rite weng lam??)

took ticket ler we only go play bowling

den de fella gave us field number one

MCB

we played few round

only realize de field is w/o longkang wan

oh GG

no wonder ting can make a u-turn when throw out de ball

den i go search de fella there

help me to solve de s2pid problem

reli s2pid lor

caz she jz use her s2pid leg den solve the longkang problem jor

gg.com.my

play,play,play

den weng lam only reached

OMG!!!

weng lam's hair so yong shui (XD)

almost can't regconize de fella

(so bad dint take photo with him)

den we cont play

until de show's time only finish

who is de winner?

of caz is me lar

(so paiseh!!)

so

we late for de movie

after buying those popcorn and drinks

movie also on show jor

how about de movie?

go watch la urself!!

so after movie den back

when on de way

funny thing had happen!!!

de passenger on de motorcycle in front of us

dropped his helmet on de road

hahaha

got ppl so noob de meh?

den i 55 horn de fella and warn them

they only make a u-turn to take it back

wat a fool!!!

so bad i dint take de video!!

The end~!~!~!