E-A-S-Y vs H-A-R-D

I did all my math test edi

result

not so good

for me

mayb

very honest

i dunno how to do de math question

in de statistic paper

dis kind of feeling is reli seldom appear for me

caz last time de math question

although is very hard

but i still guess a lil bit of de answer

but dis question reli make me

stun

i dunno how to solve at all

den it's ok

mayb is de 1st test

but for de second math test

which is discrete math

de questions is reli easy

to be understand

and i used to answer all de questions

but how

i still get a quite low marks

as a math major student

de 3rd one

calculus

jz only de 3 questions

also seem very easy

much more easier than de tutorial did

but dunno wat de hell to me

i did reli reli silly mistake

is tat i sum up de wrong value

i sum up de shit damn easy value

i did wrong de freaking basic math

is tat

i wrote 12=7+2

i reli dunno wat de heck with me

dis kind of equation

i also get wrong calculation

i guess

de reason is

de EASY in my mind

make me looking down to de test paper

and make myself did de silly mistake

HARD paper i also cant did well

EASY paper i can do a correct calculation

den how should i get a good result??

think and think

there is a good solution for me actually

is tat

i should bring a blank of mind for attending a test or exam

it doesn't mean tat i should not study

is tat i should bring along de concept of empty cup

a cup full-filled with water

is HARD to fill in more de water

and is EASY to pour out de water

everytime i attend de test

i also think tat test is simple

so tat y

if de paper is HARD, i can solve de problem

if de paper is EASY, i did de silly mistake

even though i dunno to solve de question,

i shall learn from mistake;

even though i know to solve de question,

i should be careful.

and will it be successful??

i try to prove it for my following test

CNY

Gong xi Fat Choi

sien liao

say again and again

not sien de meh u all

but dis sentence very poweful

it make u change to speechless to speechful

and de powerful thing is

u can make an opening with ur long-time-no-see relatives

lik open de hometown door

see who else also call his/her name

den add on Gong xi Fat choi behind there

and opposite will very happy

den u both will feel closer to each lik tat

decreasing de feeling of strange

AND

de most powerful things for gong xi fat choi

is we can get angpau

straight after saying tat words

easy-earned money o

where to find dis kind of job o

say 4 words get at least RM2 jor

luckily also got RM5 or RM10 lar

mayb ur relative very rich and give u RM50 neh~~

den

we had our dinner at de 3rd day of CNY

why 3rd day??

who know??

we go for a restaurant at ipoh

booked for 3 tables

it was a set of meals

is in package

one pack cost RM600

we had 3 tables

mean also cost 2k--

but bad news is

de 2nd meal came out

we all alrd got 90% full

still left 6 meals left u noe

omg

den for de 5th meal

is de fish being boiled

but de fish meat dunno wat happened

not freshy at all

taste like having "ubi"

dry dry de

GG for de fish

den other meal we also unable to take in

so all take away

and become our next day dinner

haha

wat a fool~~

we did complaint to de boss there

and she gave some discount for us

as apologize

so de next day mean today

i back from ipoh with my dad

meanwhile my mum and sis and bro still left at ipoh

later they only get back here

so now feel free after back here

if free, rmb date me

^.^

Pasar trip

Tat day

but 4get which day

i went pasar with my mum

i had a long period of time din't get myself to tat place

and dis pasar trip

make me

"big open eye see"

So

i saw 2 stall

nearby to each other

one stall selling vege

other selling corns

vege seller is chinese

corns seller is malay

they both have a similiar thing

tat they both also selling corns

Chinese selling a corn for RM2

Malay selling a corn for RM1

dun think it jz differ by RM1 only

so jz only small thing

if count by percentage

they both (corns) differ by 100%

mean double

and

de malay still making offers to an old lady

she brought 5 corns there by only RM3

very faz

my brain think about few questions

first

is tat de s2pid corn so damn low cost?

second

is tat de malay losing money?

third

is tat chinese have a big stomach?

forth

de corns have any differences, better quality, nicer??

my mom clever lor

buy de RM1 corn

luckily dint buy from de vege stall

^.^

and i only know wat is mean by...

天杀价

so continue on my pasar trip

mom go buy for some chicken

and mom quite fren with de chicken seller

(of caz lar, always buy from him de wor)

my mom asked him to sell some chicken legs for her

de seller refuse to sell her

but give her for free

GG

let him zha dao

few mins later

an aunty come for de stall

guess wat

de aunty buy 3 chicken wings only

reli let her zha dao

3 chicken wings do wat o?

herself eat also not enuf lar

want do some dishes also waste de gases lor

de aunty still ask for free chicken butts

so punya aunty y face so thick wan

buy 3 chicken wings

still ask for free gift

and butts somemore

GG.com.my

de seller very clever

keep on say his staff wan de butts for dinner

haha

who also know is impossible things lar

den aunty keep on continue her words

"give me fews can liao lar, u should give this kind of things to ur cus de ma.."

sei lo

u buy 3 wings

ask for 10 butts

still can earn money ar

y dun u come 3 times

1 time buy one wing

den can get 30 butts lor

LOL

now punya modern aunty

dunno izit make up too thick liao

face also become so thick jor

girls

dun become lik tat next time when become aunty oo

^.^

so tat all for my pasar trip

make me

"durian 4get rice"

liew lian wang fan

First movie in 2010

yeah

title clearly show tat

i jz watched my first movie in 2010

tat was

the

TREASURE HUNTER

Actors??

JAY CHOU

&

林志玲

dis story quite boring lar

wat treasure

wat hunter

hunt 0 treasure

die so many ppl

and fews part also very fake

BUT

i also give dis movie a nice rating

caz got leng lui wor

林志玲

so cute eh

and so sweet

gonna fall in love on her

haha

and also my idol

JAY CHOU

so "yeng" in dis movie

although very fake

but now all de ppl only consider "yeng"

still care of fake o not meh

let go back de incident b4 start watching de movie

actually is i invited mr W

and watch dis movie

i alrd buy de ticket in de afternoon

de show started at 9.30pm

we brought our popcorns and drinks

at 9.15pm

(very sensitive to time)

den when we go in there

i tot we enter wrong cinema hall tim

caz inside there black black

and only got 1 couple inside

and alrd showing de trailers

after sit down

Mr W started our popcorns

(actually we are sharing de popcorns, saving ma)

wat a sudden

Mr W falled down de popcorns

den almost half of de popcorns falled on de floors

tat time still blacky

and de show going to on

and Mr W tot very funny

den use his hp light to see how de "falled" popcorns look like

so actually how did it look like?

Figure below show tat:

i watched so many movies

dis is de 1st time

i so fast "finished" my popcorns

feel very GG

caz de show jz started only 10mins

no more popcorns

jz got drinks only

T.T

nvm lar

got leng lui see inside de movie

i alrd feel very happy ler

^.^

2009 + 1 = ??

stupid math question

even my s2pid brother also know wat is de answer lar

de answer will be

2010

yeah

HAPPY NEW YEAR

yeap

new year begin

everything must change

one thing must be changed

is myself

changes only can make improvement

i wan to make myself

stronger

smarter

taller

thinner

i wish to have myself a/an

girl fren

psp

CPGA of 3.00 above

more frens

and also $$

PERHAPS

dis year might be bitter year for me

caz i gonna start my degree dis year

degree course named as acturial science

sound easy but pretty hard course

(i guess)

dis course make me need to move on to Setapak

cant stay at home ler

mayb is a good thing

or maybe is a bad thing too

so guys wan to meet me for gathering or yam cha

is quite hard stuff jor

else if u all come setapak find me lu...

^.^

and a thing make me quite happy

is i found my primary school frens in facebook

all changed many ler

accept got few i still can regconize their face

so glad to meet they all back in FACEBOOK

hope can have a real gathering

alrd 6 years dint meet them

and lastly also

hope my secondary school fren

will continue in their journey

smoothly

most important thing is

DUN MISS ME

but also

DUN 4GET ME

LOL??

LOL?

mean by

"laugh out loud"

but

i always wondering

does LOL reli mean tat??

i dont think so

our happiness cannot fully represent by dis word

and LOL slowly

become a

"ying chou" words

wat mean??

it mean when u chat with ur fren

chat and chat and chat

den suddenly de fella make u speechless

den u get stun and dunno wat should reply

so,

you will reply as

LOL

smth u think LOL is too common

everyone also use

u also dulan edi

den u will add some alphabelt behind

such as z,x,s

Example

LOLz

LOLs

LOLx

it showed u are very special ppl

and very creative!!!

LOL

LOL

LOL

heard also sien liao lar

den it came out 1 more

called LMAO

standed for

Laugh My Ass Off

actual meaning is show tat de situation is reli reli reli funny

until u laugh and lost ur ass

but sometime i saw dis word

i dont reli get where is de funny things

SEE

ppl misuse dis word again

also wan to "ying chou" other ppl only

DEN

if i reli laughing after saw de msg

den how could i express it??

very easy

how u laugh?

den jz type ur laughing sound

for example

HAHA

HAHA is consider normal laughing

it also abit bringing de "ying chou" feeling sometimes

so if u wan check other ppl whether he or she is reli laughing o not

very easy

a laughing ppl will reli repeat de HA words for fews more times

which will more den standard

lik

HAHAHA

HAHAHAHA

the more HA used, the happier he or she is

to represent ur laugh is reli deep enuf

den u can add other affixes for HAHA

lik

WAHAHA

WUAHAHA

WAHAHA~~

if u are shy to reply

u can jz use HEHE

isit sound nicer compare to use de LOL??

HEHE

LOL

which wan do u prefer??

or LMAO??

=.=

and 1 more tips here

if de fella reli very happy

he or she type de HAHAHA

also will type wrong wan

lik

HAAH

HHAAHHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

IF

de haha word is represent by emotion

it also dint show tat de fella is reli laughing

caz de fella brain still can find de emotion

but not only focus on LAUGHING

many ppl laughing emotion will put lik tat

haha1,haha2

lol1,lol2

SO

now u noe how to differentiate de true laugh and false laugh

of caz it dint show 100% correctness in this case

but at least urself

reduce the usage of LOL

and also LMAO

caz u r laughing in HAHA tone

but not LOL tone

LMAO use ass think also noe is not de tone lar

so guys,

don't use LOL anymore

Be more Flexible!!

Best but worst weapon~!!

Today..

gonnaa introduce u all

dis world's best weapon ever

but it also might become de worst weapon for u

dis is EMO

why said so?

becaz when u emo

u cannot think in de positive way

always go to de wrong site

but u think urs is correct

so here

it become de worst weapon

it might changing ur thinking

and u cant think in a proper way

den y it consider a best weapon?

in a competition

if ur opponent EMO-ing there

u sure have a higher chance to win he or she

becaz he or she is cannot focus on their competition

so next time wan to win a competition

jz make ur opponent EMO can liao~!!

Actually..

wat i told here is nonsense

u might say

"Simon, u r bullshiting!!"

yes!!!

i can tell u

I AM

den wat i write dis for??

yea

i jz wanna inform my frens

don't become EMO so easily

caz it cant get any benefit at all

any problems also have their solution(s)

try to select de best one to solve ur problem

don't misunderstood

EMO is not a solution

CHEER UP

MY FRIEND

^.^